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Asssets in motion stay in motion

Don't leave the chain without it.

Membership has its assvantages™.

Your credit score? Irrelevant. Your degen score? Priceless.

AMERICAN ASSPRESS
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• Entry-level ass, fully meme-certified.
• Rewards capped at "cope & hope" tier.
• Cashback only in rekt screenshots.
POOL: SOL/USDC
Blue

Entry-level ass—fully meme-certified.

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• Shinier than your post-pump PnL.
• Unlimited ass-sets (but limited exit liquidity).
• Comes with free "paper hands" protection.
POOL: SOL/USDC
Silver

Shinier than your post-pump PnL.

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• Flex limit: none. Gains limit: unknown.
• Premium perks: rug pulls in 4K.
• Cashback in trolling rights only.
POOL: SOL/USDC
Gold

Flex limit: none. Gains limit: unknown.

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• Unlimited ass-cess. No limits. No shame.
• Elite tier: only for true bag survivors.
• Rewards in tears, memes & volatility.
POOL: SOL/USDC
Black

Unlimited ass-cess. No limits. No shame.

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AMERICAN ASSPRESS TOKEN

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